Philanthropist. Humanitarian. Patron of the arts. Considerate lover.
Boris Mihailovic has never been any of these things. He has, however, been a failed motorcycle racer, an outlaw motorcycle club member, a chronic abuser of recreational drugs, and one of Australia’s most grammatically correct magazine pornographers. Oh, and an author.
Hilarious, brutal, insightful, and remorseless, his tales delight and appal – often at the same time. A deeply flawed creature carved from wicked stubbornness, you’re invited to join him in a series of quite terrible, but equally side-splitting, tales of his exploits and confessions.
And here’s the place where you can buy them all, on-line, without having to go into dank bookshops that smell of pee, tea, and loneliness.
The Wisdom of the Road Gods – by Boris Mihailovic
In this, his third – and if there’s any justice on this earth, final – book, he once again takes you into his world of vehicular savagery, ultraviolence, rampant tequila freebasing, mindless thuggery, and some awfully gentle introspection, with such raw, unvarnished honesty, you would be fully justified in referring him to the police after page 32. Or chucking the fucken book into the bin after page 28. What does he care? Just stop reading this shit and hand over your money so he can finally afford to get his “I fuck fat chicks” tattoo removed.
Go on. You owe it to yourself. And to all the poor, huddled masses yearning to be free. Don’t forget them. Oh, and puppies.
A$39.99
All prices are in Australian Dollars. Orders will be fulfilled in the order in which we receive them. At present, orders are being shipped next working day.
BORIS’S FIRST TWO BOOKS, PUBLISHED BY HACHETTE AUSTRALIA, CAN BE BOUGHT FROM THESE TWO LINKS. SADLY, YOU CANNOT BUY HIS FIRST TWO BOOKS FROM THIS SITE BECAUSE THEY ARE PUBLISHED BY HACHETTE AUSTRALIA. THIS THIRD BOOK, WISDOM OF THE ROAD GODS, IS SELF-PUBLISHED, SO YOU CAN BUY IT FROM THIS SITE. YES, THE FIRST TWO BOOKS ARE ALL INCONVENIENTLY A FEW CLICKS AWAY. SORRY. IT IS WHAT IT IS.
REVIEWS OF PREVIOUS BOOKS
‘Boris has more fun on two wheels than should be legally possible.’
Richard Fidler, ABC
‘Mihailovic uses humour like most people would use their fists.’
Courier Mail
‘A pulse-pounding, white-knuckle ride’
PEOPLE magazine
‘Laugh-out-loud funny… compelling’
TradeMotorcycles.com.au
‘Eye wateringly bad behaviour, as told by a true larrikin storyteller. I found it hilarious and fascinating.’
Ruby’s Review on Goodreads
‘His love of motorcycling, mateship and frequent, subsequent mayhem is matched by a natural writing ability that graphically, often hilariously, brings to life the two-wheeled experiences that have shaped his life... Highly recommended’
4 x 4 Magazine
‘There is no requirement to love everything on two wheels to enjoy this book but it would seriously help, as our resident bike nut said about Boris: This guy lives and breathes motorbikes. He’s the epitome of two wheel freedom’
Mining Chronicle
‘Needs to be jailed and shot. Now.”
NSW Police Force
‘Do we have enough police dogs for him?’
VicPol
‘Just get on the ground, dickhead!’
Queensland Police
‘Surely it’s not too late to deport the clown.’
Homeland Security